but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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