It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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