Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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