What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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