READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Randomize
