I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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