Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
we have pet lesbian snakes
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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