Christians are straight up FREAKS
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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