another moral hangover. fuck.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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