Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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