They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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