did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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