Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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