R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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