On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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