You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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