after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Dick very happy bro
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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