Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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