i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
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