sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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