Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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