Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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