She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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