I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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