Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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