your parents love me but you hate me
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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