Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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