You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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