Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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