Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
how drunk are you?
Several
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Randomize
