What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
you traded sex for a burrito?
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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