How'd it feel making her break her religion?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
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