aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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