And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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