If i come over, it means nothing
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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