Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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