is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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