My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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