so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
i need some magic done to my vagina
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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