so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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