There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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