What did we do last night that was yellow?
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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