we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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