Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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