5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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