why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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