The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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