I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
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