I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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