So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I think a kid would responsible me up
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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