Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I just found a bag of teeth...
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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