My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
