Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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