Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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