Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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